THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
- an asshole
- a goose
this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese
you’re on our list.
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
HE HAS VOICED…
A MAD SCIENTIST
A COMIC RELIEF THAT TURNS EMO WHEN HE WEARS SCARVES
A PERKY BUNNY GUY
THE DRAMA KING
A SHINIGAMI’S SON WITH OCD ISSUES
A SHIRTLESS GUY
A HUNGRY SICK CUTIE
A HUNGRY SUPERHUMAN-ANDROID
THIS PSYCHOTIC ANDROID-SNAKE-THING
A CIRCUS RINGLEADER
THIS REALLY CREEPY GUY
THIS HAS BEEN A MAMORU MIYANO APPRECIATION POST
BLESS MAMORU AND HIS GODLIKE PERFORMANCE
do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop
I’m doing it
running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more
bottom of marshmallow is warm
the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it
the chocolate is melting
i touched it and that happened
We did it kids
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I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just
yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please
17% of cardiac surgeons are women, 17% of tenured professors are women. It just goes on and on. And isn’t that strange that that’s also the percentage of women in crowd scenes in movies? What if we’re actually training people to see that ratio as normal so that when you’re an adult, you don’t notice?
…We just heard a fascinating and disturbing study where they looked at the ratio of men and women in groups. And they found that if there’s 17% women, the men in the group think it’s 50-50. And if there’s 33% women, the men perceive that as there being more women in the room than men.❞
Source: NPR: Hollywood Needs More Women
Seriously, go listen to this.